Massive, Hollywood-sized congratulations go out tonight to MLS alum Kyle Martino as well as his beautiful, baller of a partner Eva Amurri. The two voiced their engagement tonight as well as you couldn’t be happier for them as they appear similar to cold people as well as if they imitate you might eventually get a good-looking, insanely-talented American Beckham which we’ve all been watchful for (whether we’re rebuilt to confess it or not). It’s a win-win for all involved.
The usually superfluous subject is how most will Soccer America compensate for a disdainful rights to a marriage photos. If Nicole Ritchie & Joel “I used to be in Good Charlotte” Madden can get 100K surely these dual merit to get paid. Just sayin’.